Can we all just go ahead and admit that underwater sex just… isn't that great? I'm not saying you shouldn't try it. All I'm saying is that I think we all need to start getting realistic about this fantasy we may or may not have only seen in the movies. It's dry even though you're literally soaking wet , it's slippery, and you low-key may or may not feel like you're getting waterboarded half the time. But, you guys, it doesn't have to be that bad.